Happy Halloween from Registry Partners


Marketing Manager

Enjoy these Halloween jokes as you prepare for a night of Tricks and Treats!   

  • Why are graveyards noisy? Because of all the coffin! 
  • What is a scarecrow’s favorite fruit? Straw-berries
  • What do witches put on their bagels?  Scream-cheese
  • How do you fix a broken pumpkin?  A pumpkin patch.
  • What is a ghost’s favorite food?  Ghoulash
  • What is a vampire’s favorite fruit?  Neck-tarines. 
  • What room of the house does the skeleton stay out of?  The living room.
  • Why are there fences around cemeteries?  Because people are dying to get in.
  • Why don’t skeletons go trick-or-treating?  They don’t have any “body” to go with.
  • Why didn’t the mummy have any friends?  He was too wrapped up in himself. 

Have a safe and fun Halloween! 

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